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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Thank God for a few free waves. - Miki Dora

Faith is trust in ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing. - Unknown

We are too apt to love praise, but not to deserve it. - William Penn

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

God never made a promise that was too good to be true. - Dwight L. Moody

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Faith is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof. - Kahlil Gibran

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

Praise follows truth afar off, and only overtakes her at the grave. - James R Lowell

Speaking ill of others is a cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves. - Unknown

And God saw everything that he had made, and behold, it was very good. - Genesis 1:31

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

What praise is more valuable than the praise of an intelligent servant? - Jane Austen

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Time is the brush of God, as he paints his masterpiece on the heart of humanity. - Ravi Zacharias

Any faith that must be supported by the evidence of the senses is not real faith. - A.W. Tozer

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good is my religion. - Thomas Paine

If you are not willing to be used by God, ask God to make you willing to be willing. - F.B. Meyer

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

God puts you on the runway and takes you off the runway. What you do on the runway is up to you. - Unknown

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

Hymn: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

This is what the Lord asks of you: only this, to act justly, to love tenderly, and to walk humbly with your God. - Bible

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner


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