Church Sign Generator

Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Wit is the lowest form of humor. - Alexander Pope

An old man in a house is a good sign. - Benjamin Franklin

Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. - Mark Twain

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority. - Alfred Adler

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall

A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles. - Mignon McLaughlin

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language. - Buck Henry

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense. - Jacob Riis

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people. - William Butler Yeats

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. - Gore Vidal

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor. - Bernard Williams

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

Humour and irony include tragedy; they're two sides of the same coin. - Maurizio Cattelan

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

I got something important here to read and sign and I gotta consecrate on that. - Archie Bunker

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. - George Herbert

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does! - Debbie Gibson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. - Max Eastman

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Language is our meeting place, the sea we live in... it is the common ground of our humanity. - Toby Wolfe

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

If you could choose one characteristic that would get you through life, choose a sense of humor. - Jennifer Jones

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana. - Lana Turner

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

Language, identity, place, home: these are all of a piece - just different elements of belonging and not-belonging. - Jhumpa Lahiri

The longest word in the English language is the one following the phrase, "And now a word from our sponsor." - Hal Eaton

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

Who is apt, on occasion, to assign a multitude of reasons when one will do? This is a sure sign of weakness in argument. - Harriet Martineau

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Don't be afraid of being scared. To be afraid is a sign of common sense. Only complete idiots are not afraid of anything. - Carlos Ruiz Zafon

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Always try to use the language so as to make quite clear what you mean and make sure your sentence couldn't mean anything else. - C S Lewis

If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart. - Nelson Mandela

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Just be good and kind to your children. Not only are they the future of the world, they're the ones who can sign you into the nursing home. - Dennis Miller

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe