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Humor is a universal language. - Joel Goodman

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

The eyes have one language everywhere. - George Herbert

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you. - Larry Gelbart

Humor is just another defense against the universe. - Mel Brooks

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it. - Christopher Morley

To play billiards well is a sign of ill-spent youth. - Charles Roupell

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin

A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way. - Allen Klein

If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it. - Earl Wilson

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Changes in language often reflect the changing values of a culture. - Ravi Zacharias

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. - Barbara Walters

It is often a sign of wit not to show it, and not to see that others want it. - Suzanne Necker

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

The most beautiful words in the English language are "cheque enclosed". - Dorothy Parker

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. - Allen Klein

Language: The blood of the soul into which thoughts run, and out of which they grow - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection. - Yakov Smirnoff

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. - Jerry M Wright

My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony. - Maurice Sendak

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another language. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor. - Peter Segal

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign? - Albert Einstein

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

The sign of intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason. - Marya Mannes

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Two things are important for missionaries: (1) they have a sense of humour; and (2) the have no sense of smell. - Phil Callaway

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. - Mark Twain

There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

If the English language made any sense, 'lackadaisical' would have something to do with a shortage of flowers. - Doug Larson

I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive. - Anne W. Schaef

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? - George Carlin

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself. - Jessamyn West

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they translate into their own language and forthwith it is something entirely different. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


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