QuotaBillsThe sharp employ the sharp. - Douglas Jerrold
Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare
Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb
Appoint: The thing at the end of your pencil. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The sharp thorn often produces delicate roses. - Ovid
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
No one is perfect - that's why pencils have erasers. - Unknown
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams
Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket
A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use. - Washington Irving
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower
Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker
The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell