Christmas Pencil Sharpener

The sharp employ the sharp. - Douglas Jerrold

Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

Christmas comes, but once a year is enough. - American Proverb

A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown

Appoint: The thing at the end of your pencil. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The sharp thorn often produces delicate roses. - Ovid

Sharpen your weapons and limit your frontiers. - Roman Military Saying

Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

No one is perfect - that's why pencils have erasers. - Unknown

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

I'm walking backwards for Christmas Across the Irish Sea. - Spike Milligan

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Tea should be as bitter as wormwood and as sharp as a two-edged sword. - Lemony Snicket

A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use. - Washington Irving

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

A bitter jest, when it comes too near the truth, leaves a sharp sting behind it. - Tacitus

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

A gentleman should never leave the house without a sharp knife, a good watch, and great hat. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes

Bob War: (Southern) A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: 'Boy, stay away from that bob war fence.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves