QuotaBillsNipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker
Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Stoic: De boid what brings de babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb
I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks
Each day comes bearing its own gifts. Untie the ribbons. - Ruth Ann Schabacker
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
Modesty is not only an ornament, but also a guard to virtue. - Joseph Addison
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. - Virginia Woolf
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Those gifts are ever the most acceptable which the giver has made precious. - Ovid
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker
If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith
It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. - Maya Angelou
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle
If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
The Christmas season has come to mean the period when the public plays Santa Claus to the merchants. - John Andrew Holmes
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put
the batteries. - Milton Berle
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields
A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor
Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol
Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger