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Chinese Puzzle Car

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Chinese Puzzle Car thanks to Bob Tasse

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Creativity is a drug I cannot live without. - Cecil B. DeMille

Once I get on a puzzle, I can't get off. - Richard P. Feynman

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Colors must fit together as pieces in a puzzle or cogs in a wheel. - Hans Hofmann

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Most of the places I've been, I've been a main piece of the puzzle. - Eric Davis

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

I get intrigued by a puzzle, and writing a book is the best way to solve it. - Anthony Storr

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

Nothing encourages creativity like the chance to fall flat on one's face. - James D Finley

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Then we got into a labyrinth, and, when we thought we were at the end, came out again at the beginning, having still to see as much as ever. - Plato

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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