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Chinese Puzzle Car

If Ikea made cars...

Chinese Puzzle Car thanks to Bob Tasse

New this year, Chinese car, save $$$$, assembly required by customer

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It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Creativity is contagious, pass it on. - Albert Einstein

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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