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Chinese Puzzle Car

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Chinese Puzzle Car thanks to Bob Tasse

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Glass: Chinese marijuana - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

The worst enemy to creativity is self-doubt. - Sylvia Plath

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Creativity is a natural extension of our enthusiasm. - Earl Nightingale

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle. - Lewis Carroll

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

I don't want to retire. I'm not that good at crossword puzzles. - Norman Mailer

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

If you believe you have a foolproof system you have failed to take into consideration the creativity of fools. - Frank W. Abagnale

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

The problem is that we always look for the missing piece of the puzzle instead of finding a place for the one in our hand. - Alina Radoi

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Conundrum: A fun word to repeat over and over again when no one's listening; actual meaning is as puzzling as the need to chant the word. - Richelle E. Goodrich

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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