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Chinese Puzzle Car

If Ikea made cars...

Chinese Puzzle Car thanks to Bob Tasse

New this year, Chinese car, save $$$$, assembly required by customer

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Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Tell the truth so as to puzzle and confound your adversaries. - Henry Wotton

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Life is a puzzle, the more you try to resolve it, the more you'll get trapped in it's mystery. - Rahul Singh

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

The real question one should ask when presented with a puzzle is, "Should I solve it? Do I really need to know the answer?" - Tony DiTerlizzi

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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