Chinese Puzzle Car

Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Ikea: Swedish for maze - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Creativity is intelligence having fun. - Albert Einstein

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

The world's a puzzle; no need to make sense out of it. - Socrates

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Families are like puzzles. They fit together in a certain way, and if one piece is missing, it throws everything off. - Richard Schiff

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

I'm amazed that my wife and I created two human beings from scratch, yet struggle to assemble the most basic of IKEA cabinets. - John Kinnear

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Don't lie. Life is a puzzle and we are all unique pieces. When you lie, you make it impossible to find your true place in the grand design. - Steve Maraboli

When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright