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Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Immodium Podium: why some athletes didn’t make it to the podium - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Speaking ill of others is a cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves. - Unknown

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

Athlete: A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift ashes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Real happiness is cheap enough, yet how dearly we pay for its counterfeit. - Hosea Ballou

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers


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