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I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffet

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

When I'm feeling athletic, I go to a sports bar. - Paul Clisura

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Lord Grey of Falloden

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

Greatness, whether athletic or otherwise, doesn't come from those content on just being but from those who seek being the difference. - Kirk Mango

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers


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