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Extraordinary how potent cheap music is. - Noel Coward

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Patience is a vital trait of the great athlete. - Unknown

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap. - Dolly Parton

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

The largest room available to athletes is room for improvement. - Unknown

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

The greatest athletes are those who discover that what they should be doing and what they are doing are the same thing. - Unknown

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

Greatness, whether athletic or otherwise, doesn't come from those content on just being but from those who seek being the difference. - Kirk Mango

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater


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