Cheap Seats

The expensive is cheap. - Arabic Saying

I'm a golfer, not an athlete. - Lee Westwood

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Those who have free seats at a play hiss first. - Chinese Proverb

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

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The trouble with being a good sport is that you have to lose to prove it. - Croft M. Pentz

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity. - George Bernard Shaw

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

A university is an institution that has two thousand seats in the classrooms and eighty thousand in the stadium. - Unknown

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

Greatness, whether athletic or otherwise, doesn't come from those content on just being but from those who seek being the difference. - Kirk Mango

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers