QuotaBillsStop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said. - Peter Drucker
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart
A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
People are prisoners of their phones; that's why it's called a 'cell' phone. - Unknown
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown