Catapult Soccer

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained glass window. - Raymond Chandler

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

A mule will labor 10 years willingly and patiently for you, for the privilege of kicking you once. - William Faulkner

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

Shoulder Pads: The part of a football player's uniform designed to make him look as fearsome as a female executive - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another. - George Carlin

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen