Catapult Soccer
How cats prepare for the World Cup
QuotaBillsA meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood
If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie
There's no educational value in the second kick of a mule. - American saying
The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus
Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips
The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn
The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen