Catapult Soccer

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. - Theodore Roosevelt

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli