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Catapult Soccer

How cats prepare for the World Cup

Catapult Soccer thanks to Wally Zatylny

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

First Aid Kit: A cat that works for the Red Cross. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie

There's no educational value in the second kick of a mule. - American saying

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Skunk: 1. A streamlined cat with a 2-tone finish and a fluid drive; 2. A community scenter. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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