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QuotaBillsDr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb
Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil
We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron
Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course. - Groucho Marx
Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer