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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies. - WC Fields

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart