QuotaBillsThe healthy die first. - Italian Proverb
All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb
Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm
Under this sod lies another one. - Unknown
The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb
I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu
I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx
Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy
He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin
Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen
Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden
I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell
Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn
Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov
The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk
Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell
Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott
Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown
Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown
To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran
You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl
Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin
Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli
After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling
If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel
Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield
In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh
Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil
Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain
They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin
Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas
Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen
I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire
There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali
Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire
Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer
I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux
Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson
People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson
I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht
The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns
Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias
Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt
Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson
Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown
Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet
You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez
The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe
I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey
I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns
We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden
Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire
Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey
If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby