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People are dying to drive this car!

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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

If you give up your dreams, you die. - Flashdance

It is better to live rich than die rich. - Samuel Johnson

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Cowards die many times before their actual deaths. - Julius Caesar

When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so. - Bertrand Russell

Man is a complex being: He makes deserts bloom - and lakes die. - Gil Stern

Life is a funny thing that happens to you on the way to the grave. - Quentin Crisp

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

Men, remember there is no retreat from here. You must die where you stand. - Colin Campbell

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Opera: where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings. - Robert Benchley

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

We have to live our lives as if we are dying of a fatal disease. Because we are. - Phineas Narco

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Learn as if you were going to live forever. Live as if you were going to die tomorrow. - Mahatma Gandhi

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Patriots always talk of dying for their country and never of killing for their country. - Bertrand Russell

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. - George Carlin

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Just have one more try - it's dead easy to die. It's the keeping-on-living that's hard. - Robert W. Service

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

If you wait for perfect conditions to seize an opportunity, you'll be waiting till the day you die. - Mark Batterson

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

2% of the people think, 3% of the people think they think, and 95% of the people would rather die than think. - George Bernard Shaw

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

'Till death do us part' doesn't sound so horrible. It only means about 10 or 15 years and not the eternity it used to mean. - Joy Behar

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush. - Sylvester Stallone

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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