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The healthy die first. - Italian Proverb

All who have died are equal. - Comanche Proverb

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

Under this sod lies another one. - Unknown

The best way to get praise is to die. - Italian Proverb

I want to die young at a ripe old age. - Ashley Montagu

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. - Clyde Campbell

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

Live as long as you can. Die when you can't help it. - James Brown

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

You haven't lived until you've died in California. - Mort Sahl

Dream as you will live forever; live as you will die today. - Unknown

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Live so that the pastor won't have to lie at your funeral. - Phil Callaway

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction. - Salvador Dali

Satire lies about literary men while they live, and eulogy lies about them when they die. - Voltaire

Christ died for our sins. Are we to make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them? - Jules Feiffer

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me. - Humphrey Bogart

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

There's a thing that keeps surprising you about stormy old friends after they die: their silence. - Ben Hecht

The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.999 percent of them are made by people who are still alive. - Joshua Bruns

Fatalism is the creed of a will that is dying to its possibilities and seeks to drag the imagination with it. - Ravi Zacharias

Inherited wealth is a big handicap to happiness. It is as certain death to ambition as cocaine is to morality. - William K Vanderbilt

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

I saw that show, '50 Things To Do Before You Die.' I would have thought the obvious one was, 'Shout for help'. - Jim Carrey

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked. - George Burns

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby