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I am dying beyond my means. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody ever died of laughter. - Max Beerbohm

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

I would rather die of passion than of boredom. - Emile Zola

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Death is that after which nothing is of interest. - Rozinov

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Music, when soft voices die, vibrates in the memory. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

A man who won't die for something is not fit to live. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

If you're afraid to die, you will not be able to live. - James Baldwin

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

In truth,there was only one christian and he died on the cross. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

He is terribly afraid of dying because he hasn’t yet lived. - Franz Kafka

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

When I was a child, nobody died; but now it happens all the time. - Unknown

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again. - Stan Laurel

Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. - Japanese Proverb

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

To achieve things, we must live as though we are never going to die. - Luc de Clapiers

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Old statisticians never die, they are just broken down by age and sex. - Unknown

Can grave and formal pass for wise,
When Men the solemn Owl despise? - Benjamin Franklin

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

Hearing nuns' confessions is like being stoned to death with popcorn. - Fulton J. Sheen

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says; "I am coming." - Virgil

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Santanism: The belief that when you die, your soul gets stuck in the chimney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

It's a blessing to die for a cause, because you can so easily die for nothing. - Andrew Young

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace. - Andrew Marvell

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

I've never killed a man, but I've read many an obituary with a great deal of satisfaction. - Mark Twain

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

Philanthropy without scale and sustainability is like any other bad business that will simply wither and die on the vine. - Naveen Jain

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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