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Cart Man - Biker To The Rescue thanks to Bob Tasse

Cart Man - Biker To The Rescue thanks to Bob Tasse

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Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

Boredom: the desire for desires. - Leo Tolstoy

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire. - Stanley Kunitz

None are so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. - Henry David Thoreau

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved. - Ann Douglas

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up. - Paul A Valery

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Be of good courage and the Lord will strengthen your heart. - The Bible

Every production of genius must be the production of enthusiasm. - Benjamin Disraeli

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. - Steven Wright

The finest emotion of which we are capable is the mystic emotion. - Albert Einstein

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams. - Oprah Winfrey

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The most common addiction in the world is the draw of comfort. It wrecks dreams and breaks people. - Unknown

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Dreams are what give us purpose, because without dreams we have no hope, and without hope we have no purpose. - Unknown

I never like anyone who didn't have a temper. If you don't have any temper, you don't have any passion. - Michael Bloomberg

This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time. - James Agate

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

My desire was not to pass any island without taking possession, so that, one having been taken, the same may be said of all. - Christopher Columbus

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

All great and honorable actions are accompanied with great difficulties, and both must be enterprised and overcome with answerable courage. - William Bradford

Have great hopes and dare to go all out for them. Have great dreams and dare to live them. Have tremendous expectations and believe in them. - Norman Vincent Peale

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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