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Cart Man - Biker To The Rescue

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Cart Man - Biker To The Rescue thanks to Bob Tasse

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Cart Man - Biker To The Rescue thanks to Bob Tasse

Cart Man - Biker To The Rescue thanks to Bob Tasse

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Patience is a conquering virtue. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Courage is spelled I-N-T-E-G-R-I-T-Y. - Unknown

Screw your courage to the sticking-place. - William Shakespeare

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Ambition is but avarice on stilts, and masked. - Walter S Landor

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Find your voice and inspire others to find theirs. - Stephen Covey

Great effort springs naturally from great attitude. - Pat Riley

Practice is a means of inviting the perfection desired. - Martha Graham

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. - Lawrence J. Peter

After a rich man gets rich, his next ambition is to get richer. - American Proverb

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude towards us. - Earl Nightingale

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in. - Bill Bradley

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Without passion you don't have energy, without energy you have nothing. - Donald Trump

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude to the problem. - Unknown

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

I am happier when I have something to compose, for that, after all, is my sole delight and passion. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

We want to feel free, yet are scared to muster the courage to do what's necessary to become free. - Kathy Caprino

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

There are two ways to get enough: One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less. - G K Chesterton

Forgiveness is a gift to yourself - have the compassion to forgive others, and the courage to forgive yourself. - Mary Anne Radmacher

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight. - Helen Keller

The insight to see possible new paths, the courage to try them, the judgment to measure results - these are the qualities of a leader. - Mary Parker Follett

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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