Car of the Future

I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

The future has a way of arriving unannounced. - George F Will

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

The future belongs to those who prepare for it today. - Malcolm X

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Do something today that your future self will thank you for. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

Taxi Driver: Worker who earns a living by driving customers away - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

The only thing we know about the future is that it will be different. - Peter F Drucker

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

You don't just stumble into the future. You create your own future. - Roger Smith

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Lying makes a problem part of the future; truth makes a problem part of the past. - Rick Pitino

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. - David Letterman

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Look closely at the present you are constructing. It should look like the future you are dreaming. - Unknown

Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and to take as a gift whatever the day brings forth. - Horace

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

It's much easier to double your business by doubling your conversion rate than doubling your traffic. - Bryan Eisenberg

The irony of the matter is that the future generations do not have a vote. In effect, we hold their proxy. - Charles J Hitch

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? - George Carlin

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present. - Marcus Aurelius

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright