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Canadian Winter Smile

Cold Greetings to the world from Canadian winter survivors

Canadian Winter Smile thanks to Bob Tasse

Snow face in the frigid north

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A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

Sometimes it's better to be silent and smile. - Unknown

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

The most destitute person in the world is the one without a smile. - Zig Ziglar

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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