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Canadian Winter Smile

Cold Greetings to the world from Canadian winter survivors

Canadian Winter Smile thanks to Bob Tasse

Snow face in the frigid north

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Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller

A smile is the chosen vehicle of all ambiguities. - Herman Melville

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner

Sometimes it's better to be silent and smile. - Unknown

Comedy is society protecting itself - with a smile. - J.B. Priestley

One may smile and smile and smile. And be a villain. - William Shakespeare

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

He had a dashing smile. It nearly dashed right off his face. - Shannon Hale

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile. - Chris Hart

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile. - Unknown

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner

Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown


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