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Canadian Winter Smile

Cold Greetings to the world from Canadian winter survivors

Canadian Winter Smile thanks to Bob Tasse

Snow face in the frigid north

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

I just like to smile. Smiling's my favorite. - Buddy the Elf

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. - Unknown

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. - Phyllis Diller

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner

Sometimes it's better to be silent and smile. - Unknown

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

A fantastic positive attitude make a great day! Smile! - Mary D Bradford

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with. - WC Fields

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. - Dr. Seuss

Smile. It will bring serenity to the most stressful situations. - Garnet Hill

A smile takes but a moment, but the memories of it last forever. - Unknown

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

When life gives you Limes rearrange the letters until they say Smile. - joe-kster

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile. - Goldie Hawn

Don't let the world change your smile, let your smile change the world. - Unknown

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Teresa

But the man worthwhile is the one who will smile when everything goes dead wrong. - Ella Wheeler Wilcox

Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss

My mom always said, "You'd rather have smile lines than frown lines." - Cindy Crawford

A smile in giving honest criticism can make the difference between resentment and reform. - Philip Steinmetz

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Telling the truth and making someone cry is better than telling a lie and making someone smile. - Unknown

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright. - Laurell K Hamilton

Lighten up, just enjoy life, smile more, laugh more, and don't get so worked up about things. - Kenneth Branagh

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be the source of your joy. - Thich Nhat Hanh

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest. - Kin Hubbard

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. - Simon Wiesenthal

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

When he wanted to take her picture, he didn't tell her to smile, but told her, "I love you" and her smile was more beautiful. - Unknown

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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