Can Never Have Too Many Tools

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I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Forgiveness in any aspect of something that is complex is the greatest tool. - Kate Hudson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - Abraham Maslow

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Communications tools don't get socially interesting until they get technologically boring. - Clay Shirky

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

Laughter is a great way to diffuse an uncomfortable situation, so I began to use that as a tool, throughout my life. - Romancy Malco

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright