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Can Never Have Too Many Tools

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Can Never Have Too Many Tools thanks to Bob Tasse

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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We must use time as a tool, not as a crutch. - John F Kennedy

Tweezers: A tool for removing wood splinters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - John Wooden

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

Forgiveness in any aspect of something that is complex is the greatest tool. - Kate Hudson

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. - Zig Ziglar

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

You have to look for teachers. If you want to be a mechanic, go hang out with mechanics. - Robert Kiyosaki

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Communications tools don't get socially interesting until they get technologically boring. - Clay Shirky

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I'm focusing on healing lives and teaching people that they can heal - giving them tools to heal. - Iyanla Vanzant

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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