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Burning Water

Like A Candle Burning Water

Burning Water thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Liberace's last Candle-ah-bra

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My soul is in the sky. - William Shakespeare

Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

Into the sky to win or die. - Christopher Paolini

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Knock on the sky and listen to the sound. - Zen Saying

You bring your own weather to the picnic. - Harlan Coben

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

The water doesn't know how old you are. - Dara Torres

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

He who has the property in the soil has the same up in the sky. - Latin Proverb

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. - Steven Wright

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

Wherever you go, no matter what the weather, always bring your own sunshine. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

You don't drown by falling into water. You only drown if you stay there. - Zig Ziglar

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Don't throw away the old bucket until you know whether the new one holds water. - Swedish Proverb

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

The sun never sets on the British Empire. But it rises every morning. The sky must get awfully crowded. - Steven Wright

The visions are fragmented and a dark cloud spreads like spilt ink across the pages of possible futures. - Garth Nix

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

From a drop of water a logician could infer the possibility of an Atlantic or a Niagara without having seen or heard of one or the other. - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

It's better to look at the sky than live there. Such an empty place; so vague. Just a country where the thunder goes and things disappear. - Truman Capote

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend


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