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Bike Chaser

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Bike Chaser thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I'm Chevy Chase and you're not. - Chevy Chase

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

You can only have bliss if you don't chase it. - Henepola Gunaratana

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

I like you but if Zombies chase us, I'm tripping you. - Unknown

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine. - Morrissey

A gorilla with a cellphone riding a bicycle is bound to generate some clever captions. - Steve Breen

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis

If everything you're searching for remains outside of you, you'll always be chasing. - Kathy Caprino

A woman's heart should be so close to God that a man should have to chase Him to find her. - C S Lewis

I took lessons in bicycle riding. But I could only afford half of them. Now I can ride a unicycle. - Steven Wright

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

As people spin faster and faster in the pursuit of merely personal happiness, they become exhausted in the futile effort of chasing themselves. - Andrew Delbanco

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Happiness in this world, when it comes, comes incidentally. Make it the object of pursuit, and it leads us a wild-goose chase, and is never attained. - Nathaniel Hawthorne


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