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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Of all the 36 alternatives, running away is best. - Chinese Proverb

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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