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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. - Caroline Rhea

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

Fan Club: Weapon used by a celebrity to beat off too many fans - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

People differ. Some object to the fan dancer, and others to the fan. - Unknown

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

The way to make money is to buy when blood is running in the streets. - John D Rockefeller

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid


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