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The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club? - Steven Wright

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

There's a time and place for everything, and I believe it's called 'fan fiction'. - Joss Whedon

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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