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Bee: A buzzy busybody. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Buzz Saw: A honey of a tool. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin

Living is like licking honey off a thorn. - Unknown

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

BBS: Tall tales told by insects that give honey - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not the years, honey. It's the mileage. - Indiana Jones

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown

If you want to gather honey, don't kick over the beehive. - Dale Carnegie

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Archive: Where the two bees stayed after Noah brought them aboard - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower. - Kin Hubbard

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

I don't like to hear cut and dried sermons. No - when I hear a man preach, I like to see him act as if he were fighting bees. - Abraham Lincoln

Woke up, it was a Chelsea morning, and the first thing that I knew
There was milk and toast and honey and a bowl of oranges, too. - Joni Mitchell

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon


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