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Basketball Car

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Basketball Car thanks to Diane Baugh

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Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

One of my favorite aspects of basketball is good passing. - James Carville

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. - LeBron James

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I like sports, and I enjoy playing basketball and lifting weights. - Joel Osteen

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

We can have no progress without change, whether it be basketball or anything else. - John Wooden

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

What you are as a person is far more important that what you are as a basketball player. - John Wooden

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The biggest thing is just routine. I think that's the biggest correlation between golfers and basketball players. - Stephen Curry

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley


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