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Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

In sports, every day you can be the hero or the goat. - Geoff Stults

One of my favorite aspects of basketball is good passing. - James Carville

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

I treated it like every day was my last day with a basketball. - LeBron James

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

Basketball, a game which won’t be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus high and return the giraffes to the zoo. - Ogden Nash

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player. - Bill Gates

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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