Basketball Car

Fjord: Norwegian car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leap and the net will appear. - John Burroughs

Sports is human life in microcosm. - Howard Cosell

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole

I'd just as soon play tennis with the net down. - Robert Frost

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon

It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. - J.J. Walsh

These days there are not many sports owners who have ever worn the jockstrap. - George Steinbrenner

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else. - Shaquille O'Neal

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

Like you might love watching basketball, but that don't mean that you'll get on the court. - Lil Baby

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

Golf is like any other sports competition. There is not a whole lot of point to it unless someone suffers. - Kevin Wohl

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read. - George Burns

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you're in the penalty area and don't know what to do with the ball, put it in the net and we'll discuss the options later. - Bob Paisley

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com