Bag Hang-Up

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Pre-Law: The major of a person who will end up in sales - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings. - Paula Poundstone

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds