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Bag Hang-Up

Hang your shopping and your Ex at the same time!

Bag Hang-Up thanks to Steve Thackray

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Traditional methods of sales prospecting are grossly inefficient. - Jill Konrath

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval


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