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Bag Hang-Up

Hang your shopping and your Ex at the same time!

Bag Hang-Up thanks to Steve Thackray

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Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Feeling gratitude and not expressing it is like wrapping a present and not giving it. - William Arthur Ward

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval


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