Bag Hang-Up

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Sales Talk: Trade wind - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In actual life I am a grumpy old bag. - Dawn French

Gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it. - Will Smith

Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping? - Jessica Simpson

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips. - Unknown

I hump the wild to take it all in, there is no bag limit on happiness. - Ted Nugent

Some people are like bag of diapers. Easy to throw but difficult to hold on. - Saif Ullah

If I'm traveling, I'll pack socks in my bag - really cute furry ones. - Nicki Minaj

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I do splurge on diaper bags. I have a half dozen in different colors and styles. - Elizabeth Hasselbeck

Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag. - Bill Murray

I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

I think I'm right-brained, incapable of managing my way out of a brown paper bag. - Jeremy Grantham

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

I don't have lungs anymore. Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day. - Dylan Moran

The only way to see a movie is in a big theater, on a big screen, with a big bag of popcorn. - Dan Glickman

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Crafting fills my life, and my closets, and my drawers, and every empty tote bag in the house. - Unknown

German is the most extravagantly ugly language - it sounds like someone using a sick bag on a 747. - Willy Rushton

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval