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Bad Day Flyer

When a soft landing can lead to a good meal

Bad Day Flyer thanks to Darwin McKee

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If I cannot fly, let me sing. - Stephen Sondheim

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

Flying Buttress: A charging billy goat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Rise and rise again until lambs become lions. - Robin Hood

Never eat spinach just before going on the air. - Dan Rather

March came in like a lion and went out like a ham. - Frank Nugent

When spiderwebs unite, they can halt even the lion. - African Proverb

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

Feet, what do I need you for when I have wings to fly? - Frida Kahlo

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

You can't wait to buy a parachute when you need one. - Unknown

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Flying isn't dangerous. Crashing is what is dangerous. - Unknown

What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians, except for the occasional mountain lion steak. - Ted Nugent

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

Be not penny-wise. Riches have wings. Sometimes they fly away of themselves, and sometimes they must be set flying to bring in more. - Francis Bacon

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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