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Bacon Bikes

This little piggy went to market... but not first class!

Bacon Bikes thanks to Dave Loewen

Bacon Bikes thanks to Dave Loewen

Bacon Bikes thanks to Dave Loewen

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Racist Pig: A hog on wheels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. - Unknown

Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Bacon is going to save the world. I don't know how but it will. - Unknown

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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