Bacon Bikes

Pulled pork jokes never get old. - Joel Edgerton

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? - George Carlin

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

I actually get quite sad when I smell bacon. - Jane Velez-Mitchell

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

If I have one addiction in life, it's probably food. - Liam Hemsworth

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves. - WC Fields

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus