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Back Bacon For Kids

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In a pig's dye - Archie Bunker

Bacon, The source of all happiness. - Samuel V.D. Evans

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Bacon: the main reason you are not a vegetarian. - Unknown

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don't panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk! - Homer

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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