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Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr

I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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