QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato
A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash
Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy
There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash