Baby Brother For Christmas

Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Santa's Guh-nomes - Archie Bunker

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Quadruplets: Four crying out loud - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cobra: Bra worn by Siamese twins. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ballroom: A nursery for crying babies - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dapper Diaper: Well-dressed baby underwear. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Blood Brother: Dracula's closest relative - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

I ain't had no brother for 29 years - nearly a quarter of a century. - Archie Bunker

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing. - Steven Wright

No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. - Robert Kirby

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Since people are going to be living longer and getting older, they'll just have to learn how to be babies longer. - Andy Warhol

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph. - Shirley Temple

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My mother was a reader, and she read to us. She read us Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde when I was six and my brother was eight. I never forgot it. - Stephen King