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Astronomy Perspective

Where Earthlings stand in the grand scheme of things

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach

Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." - Steven Wright

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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