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Astronomy Perspective

Where Earthlings stand in the grand scheme of things

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

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Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Who has a bad wife, his hell begins on earth. - Dutch Proverb

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa

Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth. - Will Rogers

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign. Together we make mud. - Henny Youngman

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea. - W H Auden

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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