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Astronomy Perspective

Where Earthlings stand in the grand scheme of things

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

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Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

If there are poor on the Moon, we shall go there too. - Mother Teresa

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

You are the only person on Earth who can use your ability. - Zig Ziglar

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

On earth there is nothing great but man; in man there is nothing great but mind. - Sir William Hamilton

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

Perhaps all artists were, in a sense, housewives: tenders of the earth household. - Erica Jong

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

Science and technology revolutionize our lives, but memory, tradition and myth frame our response. - Arthur Schlesinger

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

You think so logically... like a hawk soaring - I feel so chaotically... like a kite without a tail plummeting to earth. - John Geddes

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The other day I dreamed that I was at the gates of heaven.
And Saint Peter said, "Go back to Earth. There are no slums up here." - Mother Teresa

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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