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Astronomy Perspective

Where Earthlings stand in the grand scheme of things

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

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And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical. - Arthur C. Clarke

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

I am not so lost in lexicography as to forget that words are the daughters of earth. - Samuel Johnson

George Steinbrenner is the salt of the earth, and the Yankee players are open wounds. - Scott Osler

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

The Lord hath created medicines out of the earth; and he that is wise will not abhor them. - The Bible

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person. - G K Chesterton

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison


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