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Astronomy Perspective

Where Earthlings stand in the grand scheme of things

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

Astronomy Perspective thanks to Cherei McCarter

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Farmers are the salt of the earth. - Unknown

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth - Lao-tzu

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

The earth swarms with people who are not worth talking to. - Voltaire

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

The only way on earth to multiply happiness is to divide it. - Paul Scherer

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

I am one of the most sensitive human beings on earth, and I know it. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

Live as though it were your last day on earth. Someday you will be right. - Robert Anthony

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

It would be better for the true physics if there were no mathematicians on earth. - Daniel Bernoulli

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know. - W H Auden

We are just tenants on this earth. We have been given a new lease, and a warning from the landlord. - Unknown

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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