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Asphalt Reclaimers

What Amish farmers do when they've got too much pavement

Asphalt Reclaimers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Asphalt: Rectum trouble. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

Asphyxiation: What a surgeon does about an asphalt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Bananosecond: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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