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Asphalt Reclaimers

What Amish farmers do when they've got too much pavement

Asphalt Reclaimers thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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A cup of tea would restore my normality. - Douglas Adams

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

A nation of spaghetti eaters cannot restore Roman civilization. - Benito Mussolini

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Bananosecond: Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Injustice alone can shake down the pillars of the skies, and restore the reign of Chaos and Night. - Horace Mann

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. - Margaret Barber

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


Apprentice Auto Body Shop

Moving Level Pro

Redneck Muffler Repair

Eggsellent Bike

Prairie Bear

Clinton Greeting

Halloween Flashers

Saying Pun

Redneck Blinds

Kid Disposal

Motorvation

Electric Football

Montgomery Ward 1934 Christmas Catalog

Halloween Lamp

Making Music Together

Back Asswards

Tent Peg Setup

Fang Treats

Model T Snowmobile

Skinny Puddy Tat

Redneck Cocktail

Drug Dog Search

Vice Grip Handles

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