Arrow-Dynamic Soccer Players
When playing soccer may be hazardous to your health
QuotaBillsSharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare
Use your enemy's arrows for firewood. - Matshona Dhliwayo
There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas
People will exceed targets they set themselves. - Gordon Dryden
Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A good archer is known not by his arrows but by his aim. - Thomas Fuller
Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin
When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher
When you're catching flack you know that you're over the target. - Andrew Wommack
All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus
Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey
Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown
Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi
College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo
Eternity: 1. The last two minutes of a football game; 2. The time between you coming and her going. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Archery is not about being better than anyone else; it's about being better than you used to be. - Unknown
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller
May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock
Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb
My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan
I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard