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Arrow-Dynamic Soccer Players

When playing soccer may be hazardous to your health

Arrow-Dynamic Soccer Players thanks to Bob Tasse

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Sharp are the arrows of a broken heart. - Cassandra Clare

Use your enemy's arrows for firewood. - Matshona Dhliwayo

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

People will exceed targets they set themselves. - Gordon Dryden

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

A good archer is known not by his arrows but by his aim. - Thomas Fuller

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back. - Karl Pilkington

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

You have to understand your target customer and what you're trying to sell them. - Daniel McGaw

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Archery is not about being better than anyone else; it's about being better than you used to be. - Unknown

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock

Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

I listened to a football coach who spoke straight from the shoulder - at least I could detect no higher origin in anything he said. - Dixon R Fox

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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