QuotaBillsUse your enemy's arrows for firewood. - Matshona Dhliwayo
Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth
Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg
A good archer is known not by his arrows but by his aim. - Thomas Fuller
Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory
I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood
Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin
It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman
All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin
I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey
Gamekeeper: A soccer goalie who doesn't get upset, despite losing heavily - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson
Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sharks don't target human beings, and they certainly don't hold grudges. - Peter Benchley
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant
You have to understand your target customer and what you're trying to sell them. - Daniel McGaw
Ticket Scalper: A man who enables you to see one football game for the price of five - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann
In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow
Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers
Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi
College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller
Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal
I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting
Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will
Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally. - Alfred Hitchcock
Thoughts are like arrows: once released, they strike their mark. Guard them well, or one day you may be your own victim. - Navajo Proverb
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton
My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan
Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy