An Evening Prayer
Sharing prayers with your best friends
Training your dog for bedtime chores
QuotaBillsOld men are twice children. - Greek Proverb
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown
Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras
More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson
I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins
Sweater: A garment worn by a child when his mother feels chilly. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero
Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey
As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett
Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx
Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis
Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill
No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump
Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young
Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown
Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf
Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano
He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates
Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver