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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Prosperity is full of friends. - Euripides

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Beware of your friends, not your enemies. - Yiddish Proverb

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

I'm telling you this 'cause you're one of my friends. My alphabet starts where your alphabet ends! - Dr. Seuss

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas


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