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Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are. - Russian Proverb

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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