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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad. - Unknown

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus


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