Amish Friends

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Vice-President: A cow's fifth teat. - Harry S Truman

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

All your friends are gonna be green with envious. - Archie Bunker

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

Change is like a charging cow. Don't ignore it - milk it. - Andrew Leigh

It's the friends you can call up at 4:00 a.m. that matter. - Marlene Dietrich

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Tweeting is like sending out cool telegrams to your friends once a week. - Tom Hanks

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods. - Aristotle

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo