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Old friends are best. - John Selden

My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Spying between friends - that's just not done. - Angela Merkel

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know. - Archie Bunker

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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