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'All You Can Eat' Breakfast

Be careful what you eat if it's 'All You Can Eat'

'All You Can Eat' Breakfast thanks to Bob Tasse

Choosing the safest buffet breakfast

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Life is short. Eat cookies for breakfast. - Unknown

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Synonym Bun: What a thesaurus eats for breakfast - Unknown

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Francis Bacon

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Fancy Restaurant: One that serves cold soup on purpose - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

To eat well in England you should have breakfast three times a day. - W Somerset Maugham

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - George Carlin

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

You can't stop loving someone if you had already fallen; all you can do is hurting yourself. - M F Moonzajer

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

This is a message for seven honeymoon couples in a hotel in Peebles: Breakfast was served three days ago. - Ronnie Corbett

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

I went to a fancy French restaurant called "Deja Vu." The headwaiter said, "Don't I know you?" - Steven Wright

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

It's your place in the world; it's your life. Go on and do all you can with it, and make it the life you want to live. - Mae Jemison

My wife and I tried two or three times in the last 40 years to have breakfast together, but it was so disagreeable we had to stop. - Winston Churchill

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Eating a tuna roll at a sushi restaurant should be considered no more environmentally benign than driving a Hummer or harpooning a manatee. - Daniel Pauly

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Cannibal: 1. One who is fed up with people; 2. A person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter; 3. One who loves his fellow man with gravy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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