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Alberta Winter Fridge

Where they store the cold stuff in Alberta

Alberta Winter Fridge thanks to Roy Taylor

This one's un-beer-able!

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Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Where does the white go when the snow melts? - Hugh Kieffer

You can't get too much winter in the winter. - Robert Frost

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Finally my winter fat is done. Now I have spring rolls. - Unknown

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II

The English winter - ending in July, to recommence in August. - Lord Byron

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

She walked across the ballroom as if she were trudging through deep snow. - Noel Coward

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

They seemed to come suddenly upon happiness as if they had surprised a butterfly in the winter woods. - Edith Wharton

The sun always comes up. Spring always comes after winter. The river always reaches the ocean. Always. - Maxime Lagace

Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Usually the thing that signifies that I'm done with the winter and all that is that I start skateboarding. - Shaun White

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. - Anne Bradstreet

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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