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Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
I became a feminist as an alternative to becoming a masochist. - Sally Kempton
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases. - Milton Berle
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson