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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Life begins at retire-meant. - Joe-kster

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Speed is life. Altitude is life insurance. - Unknown

There are no mistakes in life, only lessons. - Lynda Renham

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life. - Bruce Willis

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living. - Seneca

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child. - Marie Curie

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

To change one's life: Start immediately. Do it flamboyantly. No exceptions. - William James

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

The key to life is just being a happy person, and happiness will bring you success. - Diego Val

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

In most areas of life, the less you say, the more profound and mysterious you appear. - Robert Greene

Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, serenely, divinely aware. - Henry Miller

If you have zest and enthusiasm, you attract zest and enthusiasm. Life does give back in kind. - Norman Vincent Peale

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

It is life's principle and you have to accept it as it comes; nothing happens when nothing is done. - Israelmore Ayivor

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney J Harris

There are two kinds of people in one's life - people whom one keeps waiting, and the people for whom one waits. - Unknown

Choosing to be positive and having a grateful attitude is going to determine how you're going to live your life. - Joel Osteen

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

You see, in life, lots of people know what to do, but few people actually do what they know. Knowing is not enough! You must take action. - Anthony Robbins

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. - Zig Ziglar


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