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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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While there is life there is hope. - Cicero

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Purpose is what gives life a meaning. - C.H. Parkhurst

Blood: The ink of our life's story - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Photography is a love affair with life. - Burk Uzzle

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. - Steven Wright

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert H Asquith

The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself. - W Somerset Maugham

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

In order to please others, we lose our hold on our life's purpose. - Epictetus

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Families are ecosystems. Each life grows in response to the lives around it. - Mary Schmich

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

Happiness is largely an attitude of mind, of viewing life from the right angle. - Dale Carnegie

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. - Richard Lewis

Gammy used to say, "Too much scrubbing takes the life right out of things." - Betty MacDonald

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - W.M. Lewis

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - W Somerset Maugham

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

My life was going to flash before my eyes, but it decided to hide behind my eyes and quake with terror instead. - Sarah Rees Brennan

The truth is, I do indulge myself a little the more in pleasure, knowing that this is the proper age of my life to do it. - Samuel Pepys

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. - Albert Einstein


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