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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

Life's too short to hold grudges. - Kane Brown

Without music, life would be a mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

True life is lived when tiny changes occur. - Leo Tolstoy

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Change is not merely necessary to life, it is life. - Alvin Toffler

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

Friendship multiplies the good of life and divides the evil. - Baltasar Gracian

The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives. - Albert Schweitzer

Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Winners in life don't always win; they just don't give up. - Unknown

Wisdom is becoming competent with regard to the realities of life. - Gerhard von Rad

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

When you focus on the goodness in your life, you create more of it. - Oprah Winfrey

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman

It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad. - Jimmy Buffett

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

It's very strange when the life you never had flashes before your eyes. - Terri Minsky

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

There is not enough time in life to worry about there being enough time in life. - Atticus

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins

We are either progressing or retrograding all the while; there is no such thing as remaining stationary in this life. - James Freeman Clarke

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

The secret of success is to be in harmony with existence, to be always calm to let each wave of life wash us a little farther up the shore. - Cyril Connolly

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

If I'm ever stuck on a respirator or a life support system, I definitely want to be unplugged, but not until I'm down to a size eight. - Henriette Mantel

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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