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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Life is a promise; fulfill it. - Mother Teresa

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Biography is the mesh through which real life escapes. - Tom Stoppard

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. - Charles Swindoll

Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved. - Victor Hugo

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. - Ogden Nash

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced. - Soren Kierkegaard

Life is an echo. What you send out, you get back. What you give, you get. - Unknown

Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

You are the CEO of your life. Some people need to be hired and some need to be fired. - Robert Downey Jr.

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

Challenges are what make life interesting and overcoming them is what makes life meaningful. - Joshua J. Marine

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. - Maya Angelou

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Life is precious as it is. All the elements for your happiness are already here. There is no need to run, strive, search, or struggle. Just be. - Thich Nhat Hanh

The world is very different now, for man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life. - John F Kennedy

A life without adventure is likely to be unsatisfying, but a life in which adventure is allowed to take whatever form it will is sure to be short. - Bertrand Russell


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