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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr

The greater part of life is sunshine. - Thomas Jefferson

Life is not life unless you make mistakes. - Joan Collins

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I want my life to be something more than long. - Pippin

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life. - Omar Khayyam

Life is like a chariot wheel that ever rolls along. - Anacreon

If you don't run your own life, somebody else will. - John Atkinson

The enjoyments of this life are not equal to its evils. - Pliny The Elder

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

I have enjoyed life a lot more by saying yes than by saying no. - Richard Branson

Winners in life don't always win; they just don't give up. - Unknown

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

The monotony and solitude of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind. - Albert Einstein

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

What happens early on in life is that at a certain age one stands still and stagnates. - T S Eliot

Tavern: 1. Thirst come, thirst served; 2. A place where madness is sold by the bottle. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

'Rocky' represents the optimistic side of life, and 'Rambo' represents purgatory. - Sylvester Stallone

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. - George Bernard Shaw

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in this life. - Jean Paul Richter

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches. - Rainer Maria Rilke

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. - Mark Twain

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus


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