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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Life is too short to blend in. - Paris Hilton

A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

You do not find the happy life. You make it. - Camilla R Kimball

Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. - Hans Christian Andersen

A life without cause is a life without effect. - Barbarella

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

The first step to eternal life is you have to die. - Chuck Palahniuk

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. - Steven Wright

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it. - Dennis P. Kimbro

Our life is frittered away by detail ... Simplify, simplify. - Henry David Thoreau

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

The better part of one's life consists of his friendships. - Abraham Lincoln

Half of life is messing up; the other half is dealing with it. - Henry Rollins

Paragorically, I will not let you ever talk about our sex life. - Archie Bunker

Life was not meant to be easy, but take courage: it can be delightful. - George Bernard Shaw

The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. - Eli Khamarov

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you. - Zig Ziglar

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. - Abraham Lincoln

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The clue to happiness is being interested in life. People's happiness is as great as they can create it. - L. Ron Hubbard

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. - Zig Ziglar


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