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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

Problems are the normal state of life. - Charlie Jones

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is better with fresh baked cookies. - Unknown

It is not the length of life, but the depth. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Poetry is a way of taking life by the throat. - Robert Frost

The only disability in life is a bad attitude. - Scott Hamilton

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Life is the biggest bargain - we get it for nothing. - Yiddish Proverb

The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks. - Voltaire

What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything? - Vincent Van Gogh

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

It's never too late - in fiction or in life - to revise. - Nancy Thayer

Kindness is like sugar, It makes life taste a little sweeter. - Unknown

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

Life is a pure flame, and we live by an invisible sun within us. - Sir Thomas Brown

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure. - William Feather

Life isn't about getting and having, it's about giving and being. - Kevin Kruse

It's not the days in your life, but the life in your days that counts. - Brian White

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Beautiful things happen in your life when you distance yourself from all the negative things. - Unknown

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

It's very easy for trusted companies to mislead naive customers, and life insurance companies are trusted. - Daniel Kahneman

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

To wait for someone else, or to expect someone else to make my life richer, or fuller, or more satisfying, puts me in a constant state of suspension. - Kathleen Tierney Andrus


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