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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Life is too short for long-term grudges. - Elon Musk

Don't go to the grave with life unused. - Bobby Bowden

Life is too short to live the same day twice. - Unknown

A man's life is what his thoughts make it. - Marcus Aurelius

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

Life will always give you more to do than you can get done. - Unknown

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

You make a living by what you earn; you make a life by what you give. - Unknown

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Acceptance and tolerance and forgiveness; those are life-altering lessons. - Jessica Lange

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Savor life: don't just breathe it in; exhale the moment to intake the next. - K C Rhoads

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

People go forward in life. Bitterness and grudges and resentments only poison it. - David Furnish

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age, and 'how well you look.' - Nelson Rockefeller

The more side roads you stop to explore, the less likely that life will pass you by. - Robert Brault

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

Until you know that life is interesting - and find it so - you haven't found your soul. - Geoffrey Fisher

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

All is pattern, all life, but we can't always see the pattern when we're part of it. - Belva Plain

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

In the arena of life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action. - Aristotle

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought. - Robert Breault

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

We are either progressing or retrograding all the while; there is no such thing as remaining stationary in this life. - James Freeman Clarke

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

He who learns the rules of wisdom without conforming to them in his life is like a man who plows in his field but does not sow. - Saadi


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