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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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I made my life my monument. - Ben Johnson

Life is too short to be little. - Disraeli

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

No one is happy all his life long. - Euripides

Life is too short to learn German. - Richard Porson

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

I'd rather give my life than be afraid to give it. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Your life is a reflection of your thoughts. Think well. - Danielle Pierre

Having an animal in your life makes you a better human. - Rachel Ray

Hipness is not a state of mind, It's a fact of life. - Cannonball Adderley

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Life isn't as serious as the mind makes it out to be. - Eckhart Tolle

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives. - Albert Schweitzer

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Half of life is messing up; the other half is dealing with it. - Henry Rollins

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Trauma is a fact of life. It does not, however, have to be a life sentence. - Peter A Levine

Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor

People go forward in life. Bitterness and grudges and resentments only poison it. - David Furnish

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste. - Wes Smith

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything... or nothing. - Lady Astor

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging. - Joseph Campbell

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

Let us decide on the route that we wish to take to pass our life, and attempt to sow that route with flowers. - Du Chatelet

We are either progressing or retrograding all the while; there is no such thing as remaining stationary in this life. - James Freeman Clarke

If you would do the best with your life, find out what God is doing in your generation and throw yourself wholly into it. - Arthur Wallis

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus

The loneliest moment in life is when you have just experienced that which you thought would deliver the ultimate, and it has let you down. - Ravi Zacharias


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