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4 Stages Of Life

Our lifetime, passed from bottle to bottle

4 Stages Of Life thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Life can be summarized in 4 bottles... Darn! I'm on #3...

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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic. - Unknown

There is no enlightenment outside daily life. - Thich Nhat Hanh

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

The act of dying is also one of the acts of life. - Marcus Aurelius

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Live your life so that whenever you lose you are ahead. - Will Rogers

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

I always ask the question, "Is this what I want in my life?" - Kathy Ireland

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

If we have our own why of life, we shall get along with almost any how. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

There's no rejection in life quite like a cancelled shrink appointment. - Bill Schenk

It's fun to have a partner who understands your life and lets you be you. - Kim Kardashian

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

Govern thy life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one, and read the other. - Thomas Fuller

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. - Doug Larson

Maybe you needed to get whacked hard by life before you understood what you wanted out of it. - Jodi Picoult

Somehow, throughout much of life, being old seems to be something that happens to other people. - Maggie Scarf

My grandfather is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henny Youngman

Life must be lived and curiosity kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray


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