Woman's Odometer
New odometer for women - with speeds that make sense
QuotaBillsWrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard
I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson
Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.
I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis
Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey
To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner
Birthquake: A woman's contractions during labor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal
When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb
Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard
Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken
Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce
It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb
There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown
Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray
That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker
There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne
I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck
She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West
If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry
Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde
The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy
Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato
Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah
Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh
A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker
A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen
No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde
We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman
Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich