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Woman's Odometer

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Woman's Odometer thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Successful Woman: One who finds such a man - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady. - Wilson Mizner

Birthquake: A woman's contractions during labor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

Women like silent men. They think they're listening. - Marcel Achard

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

It is much easier to take care of a sackful of fleas than a woman. - German Proverb

There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. - Will Rogers

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

Women should not have children after 35. Really? 35 children is enough. - Bill Murray

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne

I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent. - Erma Bombeck

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on. - Oscar Wilde

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

Looking at how successful all the Kardashian women are, I don't blame Bruce Jenner at all. - Trevor Noah

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich


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