QuotaBillsWell-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver
A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce
The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan
She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac
There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse. - Laurence Sterne
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde
If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry
Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher
Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde
The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams
Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh
First women subtract from their age, then they divide it, and then they extract its square root. - Unknown
There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger
There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed. - Albert Einstein
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan
Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays
Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson