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Woman's Odometer

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Woman's Odometer thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

There's a great woman behind every idiot. - John Lennon

I think Queen Elizabeth II is a charming woman. - Malcolm Muggeridge

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke. - Rudyard Kipling

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Love is what happens to men and women who don’t know each other. - W Somerset Maugham

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

I believe in loyalty: I think when a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick to it. - Eva Gabor

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

Flirt: 1. A girl who got the boy you wanted; 2. A woman who believes it's every man for herself. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

When I was a young man I vowed never to marry until I found the ideal woman. Well, I found her but, alas, she was waiting for the ideal man. - Alain

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo


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