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Visual Alarm Clock thanks to Bob Tasse

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Live with no time out. - Simone de Beauvoir

Wait for the wisest of counselors, time. - Pericles

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

The third time you say a thing, it sounds like a lie. - Harrison Ford

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

The best time to make up your mind about people is never. - Katharine Hepburn

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

It is the hour to rend thy chains, the blossom time of souls. - Katharine L Bates

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

We should always allow some time to elapse, for time discloses the truth. - Seneca

It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field

Sleeping is my drug; my bed is my dealer; and my alarm clock is the police. - Unknown

Ordinary people think merely of spending time; great people think of using it. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Growing old is no more than a bad habit that a busy person has not time to form. - Andre Maurois

Do we need more time? Or do we need to be more disciplined with the time we have? - Kerry Johnson

It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver

Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is. - Thomas Szasz

Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan. Now that's a name I have not heard in a long time. A long time. - Obi Wan Kenobi

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. - Josh Billings

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

It is a mistake to look too far ahead. Only one link in the chain of destiny can be handled at a time. - Winston Churchill

The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The 'how' thinker gets problems solved effectively because he wastes no time with futile 'ifs'. - Norman Vincent Peale

I'm always worried when a woman sees me naked for the first time. That she's just gonna scream and run out of the park. - Gary Delaney

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

You can just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new. - Steve Jobs

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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