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Viagra Falls for an Uplifting Vacation

Taking a holiday with high expectations!

Viagra Falls for an Uplifting Vacation thanks to Warren Ralston

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Travel Folder: A trip teaser - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Marry in haste, repent at leisure. - English Proverb

Leisure is the Mother of Philosophy. - Thomas Hobbes

Travel, of course, narrows the mind. - Malcolm Muggeridge

To look back is to relax one's vigil. - Bette Davis

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Air Travel: Seeing less and less of more and more. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

If Autocorrect was a person I would never go on a vacation with it. - Paula Pell

If there is a paradise on earth, it is this, it is this, it is this. - Babur

If you are losing your leisure, look out; you may be losing your soul. - Logan P Smith

Life is a storybook, and those who do not travel only read but a page. - Ravi Zacharias

Dear Monday, you should take a holiday. Trust me, no one will miss you. - Unknown

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Impotience: Eager anticipation by men awaiting their Viagra prescription - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Summer Camps: Those places where little boys go for mother's vacation. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its shoes. - Jonathan Swift

No president who performs his duties faithfully and conscientiously can have any leisure. - James K Polk

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

The only way to avoid being miserable is not to have enough leisure to wonder whether you are happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

To devote a portion of one's leisure to do something for someone else is one of the highest forms of recreation. - Gerald B. Fitzgerald

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

That's what the holidays are for - for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn't that the Irish way? - Lara Flynn Boyle

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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