TP For Those With Money To Throw Away

Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. - Fred Allen

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce