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TP For Those With Money To Throw Away

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TP For Those With Money To Throw Away thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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TP For Those With Money To Throw Away thanks to Shawn Kennedy

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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

The cure for a broken heart is simple, my lady. A hot bath and a good night's sleep. - Margaret George

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

Richard Nixon was just offered two million dollars by Schick to do a commercial - for Gillette. - Gerald Ford

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds. - Robert A. Heinlein

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. - Fred Allen

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish, or arrogant, or greedy, the money brings that out. - Henry Ford

The 77 cents that women make for every dollar men earn makes a real difference to our families - families stretching to make every dollar count. - Barbara Mikulski


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