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TP For Those With Money To Throw Away

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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

No one can earn a million dollars honestly. - William Jennings Bryan

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty. - Leo Rosten

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper. - Daphne Zuniga

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner


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