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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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