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My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

If I had an ego as big as the Eiffel Tower, would I have won this many collective trophies? - Zlatan Ibrahimovic

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

True strength lies in submission which permits one to dedicate his life, through devotion, to something beyond himself. - Henry Miller

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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