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Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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