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Italy is a geographical expression. - Prince Metternich

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

Imported from a little town in Italy... Fresno. - Archie Bunker

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

The Creator made Italy from designs by Michelangelo. - Mark Twain

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

I like the Eiffel Tower in Las Vegas more than the actual one. - David LaChapelle

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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