Today's Paper Read Yesterday

A pigment of your imagination - Archie Bunker

Imagination is the eye of the soul. - Joseph Joubert

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination. - Arthur Pinero

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday. - John Wayne

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying. - Bette Davis

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

Time and words can't be recalled, even if it was only yesterday. - Estonian Proverb

Our achievements today are but the sum total of our thoughts of yesterday. - Blaise Pascal

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

The only person you should try to be better than is the person you were yesterday. - Unknown

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

In the beginning was the Lie and the Lie was made news and dwelt among us, graceless and false. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. - Mark Twain

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump