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Today's Paper Read Yesterday thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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No news is good news. - Ludovic Halevy

Worry is a waste of the imagination. - Unknown

Imagination means nothing without doing. - Charlie Chaplin

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

I support recycling. I wore this yesterday. - Unknown

None loves the messenger who brings bad news. - Sophocles

The man who laughs has not yet heard the news. - Bertolt Brecht

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Tomorrow hopes we have learned something from yesterday. - John Wayne

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

It's a new day. Yesterday's failure is redeemed at the sunrise. - Todd Stocker

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

A great wind is blowing, and that gives you either imagination or a headache. - Catherine the Great

Me and you, we got more yesterday than anybody. We need some kind of tomorrow. - Toni Morrison

Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow has not yet come. We have only today. Let us begin. - Mother Teresa

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

It's amazing how a little tomorrow can make up for a whole lot of yesterday. - John Guare

Tabloid: 1. A newspaper with a permanent crime wave; 2. A screamlined newspaper. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic. - Winston Churchill

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

Let us not bankrupt our todays by paying interest on the regrets of yesterday and by borrowing in advance the troubles of tomorrow. - Ralph W Sockman

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

When you talk about fantasy, the usual problem is that whilst you've got the world of imagination, there are no controlling forces. - Raymond E. Feist

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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