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Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Integrity never goes out of style. - Jim George

The artist in me cries out for design. - Robert Frost

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Logic is a poor guide compared with custom. - Winston Churchill

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

There is Jackson, standing like a stone wall. - Bernard Bee

You want me on that wall, you need me on that wall! - Jack Nicholson

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet. - Steven Wright

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, I am my mother after all. - Unknown

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense. - Josh Billings

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Writing is throwing spaghetti at a wall to see what sticks. - Kelly E. Lindner

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

In Wall Street the only thing that's hard to explain is next week. - Louis Rukeyser

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

Design is about discipline and reality, not about fantasy beyond reality. - Albert Hadley

Don't spend time beating on a wall, hoping to transform it into a door. - Coco Chanel

He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Goat: A lamb who has kidded himself into believing that he knows Wall Street - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Can anything be so elegant as to have few wants, and to serve them one's self? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. - Gordon R. Dickson

The fall of the Berlin Wall makes for nice pictures. But it all started in the shipyards. - Lech Walesa

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again. - Will Rogers

Most of us can read the writing on the wall; we just assume it's addressed to someone else. - Ivern Ball

Trust is built one block at a time, but when it is violated the entire wall comes crashing down. - David Branker

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

How do you confuse a Kerryman?
Place three shovels against a wall and ask him to take his pick. - Unknown

Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. - Alan Bennett

Be united with other Christians. A wall with loose bricks is not good. The bricks must be cemented together. - Corrie Ten Boom

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

My goal as a puzzle designer is to create a meaningful experience for the player, not just 'I solved it.' - Scott Kim

A designer is an emerging synthesis of artist, inventor, mechanic, objective economist and evolutionary strategist. - R. Buckminster Fuller

Have a place for everything and keep the thing somewhere else; this is not a piece of advice, it is merely a custom. - Mark Twain

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Unless you have definite, precise, clearly set goals, you are not going to realize the maximum potential that lies within you. - Zig Ziglar

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

A designer knows that he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de St-Expurey

The mathematician may be compared to a designer of garments, who is utterly oblivious of all the creatures who his garments may fit. - Dantzig

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people's happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race. - Bertrand Russell

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. - Sydney Smith

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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