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Thailand Model Truck - With Air Conditioner

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Thailand Model Truck - With Air Conditioner thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Milk many cows but make your own butter. - Erwin Lutzer

Why buy a cow if you can get the milk for free. - English Proverb

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other milk. - Ogden Nash

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

You should never hesitate to trade your cow for a handful of magic beans. - Tom Robbins

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Mankind has a free will; but it is free to milk cows and to build houses, nothing more. - Martin Luther

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

For almost seventy years the life insurance industry has been a smug sacred cow feeding the public a steady line of sacred bull. - Ralph Nader

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

It gives me great pleasure to converse with the aged. They have been over the road that all of us must travel, and know where it is rough and difficult and where it is level and easy. - Plato

I want my handbags and my shoes to be stylish but I want to make sure that they're versatile. I travel and I have to make sure the pieces I put into my bag can go with a dress or with shorts or jeans. - Maria Sharapova

You are in the driver's seat of your life and can point your life down any road you want to travel. You can go as fast or as slow as you want to go ... and you can change the road you're on at any time. - Jinger Heath

All the pathos and irony of leaving one's youth behind is thus implicit in every joyous moment of travel: one knows that the first joy can never be recovered, and the wise traveler learns not to repeat successes but tries new places all the time. - Paul Fussell


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