QuotaBillsFriends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo
I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt
Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell
I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell
You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu
The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan
My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield
Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick
What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney
It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage
The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham
Over the years, I learned so much from mom. She taught me about the importance of home and history and family and tradition. - Martha Stewart
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey
I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo
With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey
I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie