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Thai Bikers: Whoever Falls First Loses

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Thai Bikers: Whoever Falls First Loses thanks to Vikky Levan

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. - Oscar Wilde

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

My family was so poor that if I hadn't been born a boy, I wouldn't of had anything to play with. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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