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Thai Bikers: Whoever Falls First Loses

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Thai Bikers: Whoever Falls First Loses thanks to Vikky Levan

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

The most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand. - Simon Cowell

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

What is a family except memories? Haphazard and precious as the contents of a catchall drawer in the kitchen. - Joyce C Oates

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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