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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown

The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey


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