Texas Limo

I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins

A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins

One more stage, one more limo, one more run for your life. - John Lennon

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with. - Jensen Ackles

Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

If a man's from Texas, he'll tell you. If he's not, why embarrass him by asking? - John Gunther

Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Most of my memories of Texas are of mosquitoes, watermelons, crickets, and my brother teasing me. - Robin Wright

It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain

Bond reflected that good Americans were fine people and that most of them seemed to come from Texas. - Ian Fleming

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers