QuotaBillsMidnight bugs taste best. - Unknown
I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II
Texas is as odd as it is vast. - Henry Rollins
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Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown
The people of Texas want us to secede! - William Clements
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb
The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill
This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh
Texas is a hotbed of insanely good bands and musicians. - Henry Rollins
An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown
In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans. - George Carlin
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields
Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown
Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost
Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping.
- Thomas Hood
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio
I thought I knew Texas pretty well, but I had no notion of its size until I campaigned it. - Ann Richards
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush
Texas could exist without the United States but the United States cannot exist without Texas. - Sam Houston
I'm from Texas, and one of the reasons I like Texas is because there's no one in control. - Willie Nelson
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
We will never have to tell our horse that we are sad, happy, confident, angry or relaxed. He already knows - long before we do. - Marjike de Jong
You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey