It's OK to give away the mobile home, but NOT the pickup!
Dear Billy Bob,
As you know, my divorce was final yesterday, and in the divorce settlement, she was awarded the double-wide mobile home and my pickup truck.
Can you believe it? I expected her to get the double-wide, but having to give her my truck was just more than I could bear.
I had no choice, so as per the court order, I delivered the truck to
her before 2:00 PM today.
I’m sure gonna miss that truck. I had to get a picture of it before it was gone forever.
If you need to get hold of me, I’ll be staying with my folks until I can find me a place.
Divorce: fission after fusion. - Rita Mae Brown
All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot
A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown
Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb
Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King
Keep skunks, bankers and lawyers at a distance. - Unknown
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Let justice be done though the heavens should fall. - John Adams
Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. - Martin Luther King Jr.
Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown
You're breakin' about 18 laws, maybe even a dozen. - Archie Bunker
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey
Don't judge me by my past. I don't live there anymore. - Unknown
A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown
Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem
Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly
My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield
Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings
If you have ten thousand regulations you destroy all respect for the law. - Winston Churchill
He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter
True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown
I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr
It took me a long time not to judge myself through someone else's eyes. - Sally Field
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell
Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown
A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray
Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead
A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost
The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias
On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle
Justice is the insurance we have on our lives, and obedience is the premium we pay for it. - William Penn
Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. - Robin Williams
Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races. - Homer Simpson
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie
Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham
Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen
Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn
If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin
There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey
This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman
Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress. - John Adams
The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov
Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille
While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs
Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga