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Terrorist 'Catch and Release' Program

U.S. Navy releases terrorist in a truly humanitarian gesture

The U.S. Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Quaeda terrorist after questioning his extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a U.S. aircraft carrier (USS Enterprise) in the Arabian Sea. In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 U.S. and a white 1965 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody. The attached photo (taken by Navy photographers aboard the Enterprise) shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy. Advice has it that the Navy has 472 '65 Ford Fairlanes on inventory - ex staff cars...
Terrorist 'Catch and Release' Program thanks to Wally Zatylny

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Drill Sergeant: An army dentist. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Let me fall is I must fall. The one I become will catch me. - Baal Shem Tov

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you. - John de Paola

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine. - Morrissey

When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you. - Unknown

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives. - Billy Connolly

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill. - Johnny Carson

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

The U.S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Through return to simple living comes release of desires. In release of desires, stillness is attained. In stillness the world is restored. - Lao Tzu

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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