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Terrorist 'Catch and Release' Program

U.S. Navy releases terrorist in a truly humanitarian gesture

The U.S. Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Quaeda terrorist after questioning his extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a U.S. aircraft carrier (USS Enterprise) in the Arabian Sea. In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 U.S. and a white 1965 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody. The attached photo (taken by Navy photographers aboard the Enterprise) shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy. Advice has it that the Navy has 472 '65 Ford Fairlanes on inventory - ex staff cars...
Terrorist 'Catch and Release' Program thanks to Wally Zatylny

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A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Storytelling is the calculated release of information. - Alex Garland

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one. - Russian Proverb

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Praise is a powerful people-builder. Catch individuals doing something right. - Brian Tracy

Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry

I can chase you, and I can catch you, but there is nothing I can do to make you mine. - Morrissey

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Forgiveness really is so misunderstood, as well as the power it can release in an individual. - Jennifer O'Neill

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I have a catch phrase: "You're fired," ... Don King has a catch phrase: "Not Guilty." - Donald Trump

The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

Our history is an inevitable component of our being. One thing only can release us from the grip of our history. That one thing is forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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