Terrorist 'Catch and Release' Program
U.S. Navy releases terrorist in a truly humanitarian gesture
The U.S. Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Quaeda terrorist after questioning his extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a U.S. aircraft carrier (USS Enterprise) in the Arabian Sea. In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 U.S. and a white 1965 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody. The attached photo (taken by Navy photographers aboard the Enterprise) shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy. Advice has it that the Navy has 472 '65 Ford Fairlanes on inventory - ex staff cars...
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Don't catch a falling knife. - Trader's Saying
Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus
In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert
If you're having a bad day, catch a wave. - Frosty Hesson
If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais
I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur
Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland
Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte
You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar. - Unknown
The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn
The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland
We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker
It's a catch he would have caught 99 times out of 1,000. - Henry Blofeld
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
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Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
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A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton
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An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb
Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse
An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II
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There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo
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The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him. - G K Chesterton
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