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Street Gangs In Canada

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Street Gangs In Canada thanks to Bob Tasse

Street Gangs In Canada thanks to Bob Tasse

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Free men do not ask permission to bear arms. - Thomas Jefferson

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

A bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he's talented, but he's not famous. - Kim Kardashian

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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