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Street Gangs In Canada

Don't get caught bearing down the road with this street gang coming your way

Street Gangs In Canada thanks to Bob Tasse

Street Gangs In Canada thanks to Bob Tasse

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Human kind cannot bear very much reality. - T S Eliot

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

So we get the chinks we will bear the stinks. - English Proverb

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

He who cannot bear misfortune is truly unfortunate. - Greek Proverb

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

I bear no grudges. I have a mind that retains nothing. - Bette Midler

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

Endurance is not only to bear the hard thing but to turn it into glory. - Win Barclay

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

If the hunter comes back with mushrooms, don't ask him how his hunt was. - Ghanaian Proverb

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

Philosophy may teach us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of our neighbors. - Oscar Wilde

To bear other people's afflictions, everyone has courage and enough to spare. - Benjamin Franklin

Human beings can't bear silence. It would mean that they would bear themselves. - Pascal Mercier

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Forgive, forget. Bear with the faults of others as you would have them bear with yours. - Phillips Brooks

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau


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