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'Stay Out Of My Way' Bus

Even bugs stay out of the way this bus

'Stay Out Of My Way' Bus thanks to Byron Eldridge

This bus is ready for Halloween night passengers!

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey


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