QuotaBillsMy favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz
We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker
Camelot: Parking area for humped animals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. - Mark Twain
My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell
Hamster: The animal least likely to be found in a synagogue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams
All animals are minor variations on a very particular theme. - Richard Dawkins
Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley
Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France
What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin
Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. - A A Milne
The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler
I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot
Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning
Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester
A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson
There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi
A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx
My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash
I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke
There are a zillion variables to a hamburger. What part of the animal went into it. What coarseness. What temperature. - Danny Meyer
Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained. I stand and look at them long and long. - Walt Whitman
Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood
Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison