QuotaBillsStress makes you stupid. - Unknown
Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson
When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb
If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel. - Unknown
Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
I'm not afraid of spiders; I've had worse in my bed. - Donna Lynn Hope
You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck
I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner
Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown
A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car. - Carrie Snow
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
When a police officer tells you to stay in the car, you stay in the car. - Reese Witherspoon
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown
Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret
Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one. - Hans Selye
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy
Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf
The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker
The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James
Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams
A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke
The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker
They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright
In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca
HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke
For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi
Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule
I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough
Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor
Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett
Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon
I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright
Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson
Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay
Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com